Apparently the occupant of the upstairs office above Mr. Books Bookshop in Tonbridge, formerly the White Horse Inn, died over 200 years ago. No that can't be right; actually though he is so spooked by these strange goings on, so I'm told, that he seriously is expressing that he'd like to move out. Those damned poltergeists if only they'd just lay off and get on with being dead. Cross to the other side and stop bugging us will youuuuuuu....